Your trip can be made very funny by the funny signs that you can stumble upon while driving through a new town. The proper way to handle these is to take a picture, and show the entire world what youâ€™ve found so we can all laugh together. One thingâ€™s for sure, these 20 ridiculous and hilariously funny business signs make normal businesses look so boring, they wonâ€™t be enough for you anymore. You’ll surely feel like expanding this top 20 list with some of your photos. So, grab a camera, take a step into the unknown and be on alert for these funny signs.
On the other hand, if you own a small business you might want to reconsider your storefront solutions and come up with the funniest sign ever.
No Pomp Allowed
Not sure if this is where Hores keep their belongings while Horing, or if this is where Hores buy their Hore goods.
Where men work with their hands, all day long. And, as you could imagine, they spend a long time handling worms. You could insert a â€˜Seamanâ€™ joke hereâ€¦but is it really necessary?
â€œStep right up and get your Turd Burger â€“ itâ€™s literally a turd, wedged between a hamburger bun.â€ While this might not be their official slogan, I donâ€™t know a native English speaker that would willingly eat here. An international marvel, nobody could ever figure out what they were aiming for when they came up with this one.
Holy Waste Dump! (Recycling is your salvation)
Great idea, this way all the vampires canâ€™t get to the wrecked Volvoâ€™s before you can replace that broken windshield wiper. Is there a limit to zealousness?
The problem with different languages is that sometimes peopleâ€™s last names in language A can look/sound very similar to a very offensive phrase, in language B. Perhaps the most offensive. Buried in San Franciscoâ€™s Japantown, this little sushi place gives off the vibe that it hates you â€“ but it probably doesnâ€™t.
Does Your Dell Do This?
Most people would like to keep the dynamic between them and their computers a little more traditional than these guys. And those people can seek technical assistance at Best Buy. These guys have a solid niche.
Wear Rubber Bootsâ€¦
This is probably the worst name for a plaza in the the history of plazas. Seriously, what the hell were they thinking â€“ that we wouldnâ€™t notice that the sign has the word CUM written across the top in 5 ft tall red lettering?
S** sells. Thatâ€™s pretty much known across cultures, across languages- throughout time. The success rate of naming your business â€˜A.S.S.â€™, however, might be better in some locales, than it is in others. Thatâ€™s some entertainment right there, not so sure how the concert would sound thoughâ€¦
Iâ€™ll Just Have a Waterâ€¦
This is either somewhere in Greece, or it is a bar owned by some weird guy in Toledo with some gory, organ fetish. Hannibal Lecter would love this joint.
Just Donâ€™t Loiter Too Long
Everyone knows the wayÂ British call cigarettes,Â but still,Â this business sign makes everyone else laugh so hard. Someone should inform them that this is not very politically correct from their side.
Come Buy (NOW!)
One way to
avoid being accused of using subliminal messaging, is by just coming
out and saying exactly what it is you want to get across to your
demographic. This store right here (above) might just be the most pushy
of itâ€™s kind this side of Chinatown. But hey, you have to applaud their
For that Home-Cooked Taste
Pretty sure they meant â€œGrottoâ€ butâ€¦ Who can tell these days? On a side note: the rust creeping down the wall really accentuates the already unpleasant name.