Top 20 of the Most Funny Storefront Signs
Your trip can be made very funny by the funny signs that you can stumble upon while driving through a new town. The proper way to handle these is to take a picture, and show the entire world what you’ve found so we can all laugh together. One thing’s for sure, these 20 ridiculous and hilariously funny business signs make normal businesses look so boring, they won’t be enough for you anymore. You’ll surely feel like expanding this top 20 list with some of your photos. So, grab a camera, take a step into the unknown and be on alert for these funny signs.
On the other hand, if you own a small business you might want to reconsider your storefront solutions and come up with the funniest sign ever.
No Pomp Allowed
Not sure if this is where Hores keep their belongings while Horing, or if this is where Hores buy their Hore goods.
Manual Labor…
Where men work with their hands, all day long. And, as you could imagine, they spend a long time handling worms. You could insert a ‘Seaman’ joke here…but is it really necessary?
Turd Baby
“Step right up and get your Turd Burger – it’s literally a turd, wedged between a hamburger bun.†While this might not be their official slogan, I don’t know a native English speaker that would willingly eat here. An international marvel, nobody could ever figure out what they were aiming for when they came up with this one.
Holy Waste Dump! (Recycling is your salvation)
Great idea, this way all the vampires can’t get to the wrecked Volvo’s before you can replace that broken windshield wiper. Is there a limit to zealousness?
FukU Sushi!
The problem with different languages is that sometimes people’s last names in language A can look/sound very similar to a very offensive phrase, in language B. Perhaps the most offensive. Buried in San Francisco’s Japantown, this little sushi place gives off the vibe that it hates you – but it probably doesn’t.
Does Your Dell Do This?
Most people would like to keep the dynamic between them and their computers a little more traditional than these guys. And those people can seek technical assistance at Best Buy. These guys have a solid niche.
Wear Rubber Boots…
This is probably the worst name for a plaza in the the history of plazas. Seriously, what the hell were they thinking – that we wouldn’t notice that the sign has the word CUM written across the top in 5 ft tall red lettering?
A.S.S. Entertainment
Sex sells. That’s pretty much known across cultures, across languages- throughout time. The success rate of naming your business ‘A.S.S.’, however, might be better in some locales, than it is in others. That’s some entertainment right there, not so sure how the concert would sound though…
I’ll Just Have a Water…
This is either somewhere in Greece, or it is a bar owned by some weird guy in Toledo with some gory, organ fetish. Hannibal Lecter would love this joint.
Just Don’t Loiter Too Long
Everyone knows the way British call cigarettes, but still, this business sign makes everyone else laugh so hard. Someone should inform them that this is not very politically correct from their side.
Come Buy (NOW!)
One way to
avoid being accused of using subliminal messaging, is by just coming
out and saying exactly what it is you want to get across to your
demographic. This store right here (above) might just be the most pushy
of it’s kind this side of Chinatown. But hey, you have to applaud their
honesty.
For that Home-Cooked Taste
Pretty sure they meant “Grotto†but… Who can tell these days? On a side note: the rust creeping down the wall really accentuates the already unpleasant name.
You Thought Your Place Sucked…
Rent is probably really cheap, and at least they’re honest, right. Just like the first example — my hat goes off to them for the sake of honesty.
Don’t Ask for the Straight Razor
Ask for the Perez Hilton Cut. It’s their specialty.
Take-Out for Cougars
Every town has a Cougar bar. In my town, it’s “The Quiet Womanâ€. Where I went to college, it was called, “Snooky’sâ€. Nowadays these establishments are jumping on the ‘honesty-based-marketing’ band wagon, and are naming their bars after what it is they’re looking for. These are sound business principles.
Even They Don’t Like Their Stuff
Lots of English-Chinese translations leave something to be desired. Case in point. You’d think that if the proprieters of this shop were uncertain, they’d just call the place, “Goodâ€.
Probably Best to Stay Outside…
Not even going there. I mean literally, not setting foot in that place.
Chicks Dig Multi-Taskers
I don’t even know what this business is, or how they came up with it or anything else other than this sign exists somewhere. It might even be a joke. But if it’s not, then were they thinking?
…Seriously?
This place is called “Mr. C*ck”. And apparently a good adjective to sum it up, is “cheekyâ€. Sounds about right.
This Place Looks Nice
Never judge a book by its cover… Not so sure the proverb counts here.
Very funny gallery.
These are hilarious. Some of them are prime examples why you need a smart marketing person. Some of them were no-doubt done on purpose to draw attention, but others were probably an oversight.
Pump and Munch is indeed a gas station. They can be found in North Dakota.
No lie – in college i went to Central United Methodist church. Even then i had a funny feeling going there only because of the name.
my favorite shop name in the Itaewon district of Seoul, http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-16819650271083_2077_20387681
I never get sick of stuff like this. XD
There used to be a windshield repair shop in my city called Crack Masters. I was going to steal the sign but they went out of business…
I’m the same way as Jason. I’ve been through burlington for going on 20 years and its always good for a laugh.
I’ve lived in Burlington for 12 years and still get a laugh when I pass by Cum Park Plaza.
I work just around the corner from Kum Den, in Melbourne, Australia.
No idea where the name comes from, but they make good dumplings.
It’s a gas station in Minnesota. They give free s*x with a 10 gallon gasoline purchase.
Bwahahaha some of these are seriously hilarious. My personal favorite is “Pump N Munch” which I’d dare say is a gas station of sorts.
Thanks for the great laugh!
Pump and Munch, sounds like a gas station to me