You Thought Your Place Sucked…
Rent is probably really cheap, and at least they’re honest, right. Just like the first example — my hat goes off to them for the sake of honesty.
Don’t Ask for the Straight Razor
Ask for the Perez Hilton Cut. It’s their specialty.
Take-Out for Cougars
Every town has a Cougar bar. In my town, it’s “The Quiet Womanâ€. Where I went to college, it was called, “Snooky’sâ€. Nowadays these establishments are jumping on the ‘honesty-based-marketing’ band wagon, and are naming their bars after what it is they’re looking for. These are sound business principles.
Even They Don’t Like Their Stuff
Lots of English-Chinese translations leave something to be desired. Case in point. You’d think that if the proprieters of this shop were uncertain, they’d just call the place, “Goodâ€.
Probably Best to Stay Outside…
Not even going there. I mean literally, not setting foot in that place.
Chicks Dig Multi-Taskers
I don’t even know what this business is, or how they came up with it or anything else other than this sign exists somewhere. It might even be a joke. But if it’s not, then were they thinking?
…Seriously?
This place is called “Mr. C*ck”. And apparently a good adjective to sum it up, is “cheekyâ€. Sounds about right.
This Place Looks Nice
Never judge a book by its cover… Not so sure the proverb counts here.
Very funny gallery.
These are hilarious. Some of them are prime examples why you need a smart marketing person. Some of them were no-doubt done on purpose to draw attention, but others were probably an oversight.
Pump and Munch is indeed a gas station. They can be found in North Dakota.
No lie – in college i went to Central United Methodist church. Even then i had a funny feeling going there only because of the name.
my favorite shop name in the Itaewon district of Seoul, http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-16819650271083_2077_20387681
I never get sick of stuff like this. XD
There used to be a windshield repair shop in my city called Crack Masters. I was going to steal the sign but they went out of business…
I’m the same way as Jason. I’ve been through burlington for going on 20 years and its always good for a laugh.
I’ve lived in Burlington for 12 years and still get a laugh when I pass by Cum Park Plaza.
I work just around the corner from Kum Den, in Melbourne, Australia.
No idea where the name comes from, but they make good dumplings.
It’s a gas station in Minnesota. They give free s*x with a 10 gallon gasoline purchase.
Bwahahaha some of these are seriously hilarious. My personal favorite is “Pump N Munch” which I’d dare say is a gas station of sorts.
Thanks for the great laugh!
Pump and Munch, sounds like a gas station to me